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:-) The Big Business Way

The American businessman was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellowfin tuna. The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them. The Mexican replied only a little while. The American then asked why didn't he stay out longer and catch more fish? The Mexican said he had enough to support his family's immediate needs. The American then asked, but what do you do with the rest of your time? The Mexican fisherman said, "I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, take siesta with my wife, Maria, stroll into the village each evening where I sip wine and play guitar with my amigos, I have a full and busy life, senor." The American scoffed, "I am a Harvard MBA and could help you. You should spend more time fishing and with the proceeds buy a bigger boat with the proceeds from the bigger boat you could buy

:-) Play on Words

-- How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It. -- How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It. -- How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path -- What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam! -- What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroid's -- What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? A Stick -- What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho Cheese. -- What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate Clauses. -- What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk. -- What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? Frostbite. -- What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck. -- Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

:-) Dog Wisdom...

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