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:-) Mi composición musical favorita

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:-) Cure for an "I hate my job" day

When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this:On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson.Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.Change into very comfortable clothing, make yourself a cocktail and sit in your favorite chair.Open the package and remove the thermometer.Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested".Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,"I am so GLAD I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson."

Chevy Alarm Manual

My new chevy came with an alarm that has the 1, 2 and 3 buttons to enter a 5 digit code and a star button to confirm all actions.
The manual is very simple and the advanced funtions are only available trough the chevy service dealer.
If someone has the real manual to this alarm I'd be very thankful if you could leave a comment to this post telling me where I can get it or download it.
(Chevy Aveo, Gran Vitara, Corsa)

Manual de alarma Chevrolet

Mi nuevo chevy tiene una alarma que tiene los botones 1, 2 y 3 que sirven para introducir un codigo de 5 digitos y un boton con una estrella para confirmar las acciones.
El manual es realmente reducido y las funciones avanzadas solo las realiza el concesionario.
(Chevy Aveo, Gran Vitara, Corsa)


Yo ya consegui el manual. Si lo necesita, solo deje un comentario y se lo envio.


NO OLVIDE ENVIAR EL EMAIL. Muchas personas me piden el manual pero no me dan un email para enviarlo. Los comentarios publicados abajo son ejemplos de comentarios que no he podido responder. Obviamente los que me han dado su email no estan publicados, porque una direccion de email en un blog es una invitacion a los spamers. Por eso es que mi email no lo van a ver escrito aqui, ni el de nadie que me haya solicitado el manual.

Al menos 70 personas de Colombia, Ecuador y Venezuela lo han solicitado y ya lo tienen.
Las FARC y Chavez tratan de crear enemistad entre nuestros pueblos pero no ha logrado que nos dejemos de sentir …

:-) SMART BIRD

Did you ever see this??

It's pretty amazing

Einstein the bird :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wf-ecpV4304

:-) blusita ombliguera

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