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:-) The Big Business Way

The American businessman was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican
village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the
small boat were several large yellowfin tuna. The American complimented
the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to
catch them. The Mexican replied only a little while. The American then asked why didn't he stay out longer and catch more
fish? The Mexican said he had enough to support his family's immediate
needs. The American then asked, but what do you do with the rest of your
time? The Mexican fisherman said, "I sleep late, fish a little, play with my
children, take siesta with my wife, Maria, stroll into the village each
evening where I sip wine and play guitar with my amigos, I have a full
and busy life, senor." The American scoffed, "I am a Harvard MBA and could help you. You should
spend more time fishing and with the proceeds buy a bigger boat with the
proceeds from the bigger boat you could buy several boa…

:-) Play on Words

-- How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It. -- How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It. -- How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path -- What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam! -- What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroid's -- What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? A Stick -- What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho Cheese. -- What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate Clauses. -- What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk. -- What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? Frostbite. -- What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck. -- Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? Because They Wore Their
Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

:-) Dog Wisdom...

Dog Wisdom...
1) The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. -Anonymous

2) Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. -Ann Landers

3) If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. -Will Rogers

4) There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. -Ben Williams

5) A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. -Josh Billings

6) We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made. -M. Acklam

7) Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate. -Sigmund Freud

8) I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. -Rita Rudner

9) A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. …

Windows XP/2000/ME Problems and Solutions. Spyware, Adware, Browser Hijack Removal and many others.

Tengo que revisar bien los vinculos en esta pagina.
Es muy interesante lo de los servicios que se pueden deshabilitar, no solo por seguridad si no por ahorro de memoria y valocidad.

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Annoyances.org - Getting Wake On Lan (sometimes called Remote Wake Up) to work

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Articulo detallado de como activar WOL. No lo he probado pero lo haré