:-) Play on Words

-- How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It.

-- How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

-- How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path

-- What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam!

-- What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroid's

-- What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? A Stick

-- What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho Cheese.

-- What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

-- What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk.

-- What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? Frostbite.

-- What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck.

-- Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? Because They Wore Their
Belt Buckle On Their Hat.